I Don't Know Couplets

It is too hot to think.
It is too hot to even consider thinking.

I wish you weren't at camp.
I wish you weren't at camp, either.

(Way to conspire against me, you guys.)

I feel like the only important things I have to say
really aren't that important.

First, The Office is coming to Fox.
Er, PDXTV, or whatever channel 13 actually is.

Second, the new Hobocation videos cracked me up.
Okay, so maybe that was rather important.

Also, it is too hot for eloquence, and my only deep thoughts come in the middle of my underwater treks.
Forgive me; I'll make it up when it's not 85 degrees and nearly midnight.

I promise.