Juggernauts!
Consistency is not a virtue I possess, apparently.
I suppose, though, that if you can still put up with me, it's alright.
On a different note:
Dear Lexi,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun, I'm joining the Convent, and the mafia wants you. I think I realized it [all] when I threw up in your sock drawer in your closet and I saw you sit on my kneecaps and your My Little Pony collection [at the same time]. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your toe-ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and the apartment building is on fire.
Greetings to Sir Reginald,
Sam
A majority of the content in that letter was pulled from an outline-survey-like thing.
I kind of dig it, though.
(Sorry it's a little scathing, Lexi, m'dear.)
Can I ask you a favor?
Tell me something monumentally important to you that other people may see as inconsequential. That, or write me a brief letter explaining about something that reminds you of something else.
(It's not vague, it's open-ended. :D)
In turn, I'll promise to write sometimes.
I suppose, though, that if you can still put up with me, it's alright.
On a different note:
Dear Lexi,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun, I'm joining the Convent, and the mafia wants you. I think I realized it [all] when I threw up in your sock drawer in your closet and I saw you sit on my kneecaps and your My Little Pony collection [at the same time]. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your toe-ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and the apartment building is on fire.
Greetings to Sir Reginald,
Sam
A majority of the content in that letter was pulled from an outline-survey-like thing.
I kind of dig it, though.
(Sorry it's a little scathing, Lexi, m'dear.)
Can I ask you a favor?
Tell me something monumentally important to you that other people may see as inconsequential. That, or write me a brief letter explaining about something that reminds you of something else.
(It's not vague, it's open-ended. :D)
In turn, I'll promise to write sometimes.
--Samrrr.
(PS, I know this is a sorry excuse for a blog post. It's May 31st, is all, and I wanted to get something down for May.)
(PPS, did you ever figure out the second anagram?)
posted by Samantha at
5:07 PM
5 Comments:
The diabetic mafia isn't after you, though. I made you an honorary member. And "honorary diabetic", if you will.
Must've been one heckuva Mad Libs, if that's what it was. Sir Reginald says "Buenos dias."
I will write that letter very soon. Either that, or I'll just talk to you about it. :D (Whoa, off center?)
As for the anagram, I believe it was the first anagram, my dear. Does that mean I've solved it? Er...
June 2, 2009 at 8:13 PM
I'm honored to be... wow, that was going to be very redundant, so I'm not even going to go there.
Ahoy, Sir Reginald.
No! Write me a letter first! :D Then we can talk about it.
(By the by, it's off center because both the colon and the D are justified, I suppose, to rest on the bottom of the line of text, not to float around in space. :D)
Well, you need to solve it soon, before it becomes more of a big deal than it is. I really want to just tell you, you know.
June 3, 2009 at 7:29 PM
The D and the colon aren't justified to do anything without a permit. At least they don't combine into one character and animate.
The letter is in the mail, so to speak. Kinda.
And, Sam? It's already much more of a deal then it is. (?)
June 3, 2009 at 9:20 PM
Oh, golly. Things certainly shuoldn't be made to be more of a deal than they are-- wait, did you use the right "than" back there? Let me see...
Oh, nope. :D You didn't. I was worried there for a second.
So, is it.. is it really in the mail?
June 9, 2009 at 11:33 PM
Before you go criticizing my "then/than"s, check "shouldn't."
The letter hasn't been written yet. So, no it's not in the mail.
June 10, 2009 at 5:35 PM
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